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LAKE SIDE BUOYS - SONG SHEET
(Inaugural match Pacific FC v Halifax Wanderers, April 28, 2019)
1. BUILD A BONFIRE
(tune: “My Darling Clementine”)
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
Put the [opponent] on the top.
Put the Whitecaps in the middle
And we'll burn the bloody lot.
2. EXCURSION TO THE ISLAND
(tune: “Excursion Around the Bay”)
Oh me, oh my, I heard the [opponent] cry,
Oh me, oh my, I think I’m going to die;
Oh me, oh my, I heard the [opponent] say,
“I wish we’d never taken on the Islanders today!”
3. WE'RE ISLANDERS!
(tune: trad.)
‘Cause we’re Isle-land-ders
clap-clap-clap-clap
We’re Pacific FC!
We’re by far the greatest team
That YOU have ever seen!
4. JOIN THE LAKE SIDE
(tune: My Darling Clementine)
Join the Lake Side, Join the Lake Side,
Join the Lake Side for a Song!
'Cause the Lake Side Buoys are singing.
And you all can sing along!
5. 500 SONGS
(tune: 500 Miles)
I would sing 500 songs,
and I would sing 500 more,
Just be the one to sing a thousand songs,
And hear the Lake Side Roar!
Dadle-a-dah duh…
6. I DON'T WANNA WORK TODAY
I don’t want to do what you say;
I don’t want to go to work today.
I just want to see my Islanders,
Go on to Victory!
La da la la la la la
La da la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
7. WE ARE HERE
(tune: “Crawdad Song”)
Lake Side Buoys, we are here,
whoah-oh, whoah-oh.
Lake Side Buoys, we are here,
whoah-oh, whoah-oh.
Lake Side Buoys, we are here,
We love footie and we love beer!
Whoah-oh, oh-oh, oooh.
Can you hear the [opponent] sing,
no-oh, no-oh;
Can you hear the [opponent] sing,
no-oh, no-oh;
Can you hear the [opponent] sing?
I can’t hear a bloody thing!
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oooh.
8. YOU TAKE THE LONG LINE
(tune: Loch Lomond)
You take the long line, and I’ll take the short line,
And I’ll have my beer, before you;
For beer is my true love, and cheering on the lads,
From the bonnie, bonnie banks, of the Lake Side.
9. THE MIGHTY VILLAGE
(tune: In the Jungle)
We'll win today,
We'll win today,
[repeat]
With the Village, the mighty Village,
the goal is safe tonight.
See the Village, the mighty Village,
the goal is safe tonight.
10. GET SOME MORE VERHOEVEN!
(tune: Go No More A-roving)
Verhoeven, Verhoeven, Verhoeven’s been thy
ru-eye-in!
You’ll get some more Verhoeven, today my lad!
11. IT’S A LONG RIDE HOME ON THE FERRY
(tune: It’s a Long Way to Tipperary)
It’s a long ride, home on the ferry, it’s a long way, to
go;
It’s a long ride, home on the ferry, when you’re losing
on the road;
Go home, and cry to mummy, never more to roam;
It’s a long, long ride home on the ferry; it’s a long ride
- go home!
12. HEY HABER
(tune: Hey Baby)
Heeeeey, hey Haber,
ooh ah,
I wanna knooow,
If you’ll score a goal!
13. EVERYBODY WATCH CHUNG!
(tune:Wang Chung Tonight)
Everybody have fun tonight!
Everybody watch Chung tonight.
Everybody have fun tonight!
Everybody watch Chung.
Everybody watch Chung.
Everybody watch Chung!
14. WE’LL BE COMING
(tune: Scotland’s Tartan Army)
We’ll be coming, we’ll be coming, we’ll be coming
down the road;
When you hear the noise of the Lake Side Buoys,
We’ll be coming down the road.
We’ll be drinking, we’ll be drinking, we’ll be drinking
on the bus;
We’ll be zap-strapped, we’ll be zap-strapped, we’ll be
zap-strapped in the tank;
Community service, community service, community
service for the team;
Yankee U-Boats, Yankee U-Boats, Yankee U-Boats at
the bridge;
There'll be donuts, there'll be donuts, there'll be
donuts on the bus;
Our older and More Highlanders Specific
SONG SHEET
SONG SHEET
Songs are usually sung through four
times. Someone at the front of the group will show with upraised fingers what
“time” of the song is currently being sung, to aid with cohesion. Some short
chants are repeated eight times. Some songs are controlled by the piper /
drummer / whistler: when he stops piping / drumming / whistling, the song ends.
Some songs are sung for a minute.
SUPPORTERS
GROUP SONGS
PANTS FREE (to “Lord
of the Dance” by Sydney Carter)
Sung
in the 9th minute (8:01 - 9:00 / 53:00 - 54:00) of each half,
because the club was founded in 2009.
Pants
free, wherever you may be, we are Highlanders FC;
And
we don’t give a toss, whoever you may be, we are Highlanders FC.
THREE GALLON POND (to the theme
from television show “Gilligan’s Island”)
Just
stand right up and join the chant,
A
chant from the Lake Side Buoys;
Who
started out by Langford Lake,
In
drunken bus convoys.
We
arranged ourselves behind the net,
Our
pipers, full of song;
Apparently
we got our name
From
a three gallon pond -
A
three gallon pond!
WE ARE HERE (to
American folk song “Crawdad Song”)
Lake
Side Buoys, we are here, whoah-oh, whoah-oh;
Lake
Side Buoys, we are here, whoah-oh, whoah-oh;
Lake
Side Buoys, we are here - loving footie and
drinking beer! - whoah-oh, eh oh-oh, oo-oh.
We
are black, we are white, whoah-oh, whoah-oh;
We
are black, we are white, whoah-oh, whoah-oh;
We
are black, we are white - Highlanders are
dynamite! - whoah-oh, eh oh-oh, oo-oh.
(at
away games)
Can
you hear, (the Sounders) sing, no-oh, no-oh;
Can
you hear, (the Sounders) sing, no-oh, no-oh;
Can
you hear, (the Sounders) sing? - I can’t
hear a bloody thing! - whoah-oh, eh oh-oh, oo-oh.
WE’LL BE COMING (from Scotland’s
Tartan Army) - accompanied by bagpipes.
Sung
at the start of both halves immediately after the kick-off.
We’ll
be coming, we’ll be coming, we’ll be coming down the road;
When
you hear the noise of the Lake Side Buoys,
We’ll
be coming down the road.
We’ll
be drinking, we’ll be drinking, we’ll be drinking on the bus;
We’ll
be zap-strapped, we’ll be zap-strapped, we’ll be zap-strapped in the tank;
Community
service, community service, community service for the team;
Yankee
U-Boats, Yankee U-Boats, Yankee U-Boats at the bridge;
There’s
the Plate, there’s the Plate, Lifting trophies at Thunderbird;
“The Bus” went from the
Bard & Banker Pub to Westhills Stadium in 2009.
U-Boats by the Bridge:
2012 road trip to Bremerton. Kitsap Pumas 0-3 Victoria Highlanders FC.
“The Plate” is the Juan
de Fuca Plate.
YOU’LL TAKE THE LONG
LINE
(to Scottish folk song “Loch Lomond”) - Sung in injury time to the end of the
first half.
You’ll
take the long line, and I’ll take the short line,
And
I’ll have my beer, before you;
For
beer is my true love, and cheering on the lads,
From
the bonnie, bonnie banks, of the Lake Side.
I DON'T WANNA WORK TODAY
I don’t want to do what you say!
I don’t want to go to work today!
I just want to see my Highlanders
Go on to Victory.
La da la la la la la
La da la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
I DON'T WANNA WORK TODAY
I don’t want to do what you say!
I don’t want to go to work today!
I just want to see my Highlanders
Go on to Victory.
La da la la la la la
La da la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
ENCOURAGEMENT
SONGS
ALLEZ (to “Ole”)
- accompanied by bagpipes and clapping / stomping.
Allez - allez, allez, allez. V-H, F-C!
ATTACK
Attack,
attack, attack attack attack! (repeat x3)
BUILD A BONFIRE (to “My Darling Clementine”)
Build
a bonfire, build a bonfire,
Put
Seattle on the top. (another
rival)
Put
the Timbers in the middle (today’s
opposition)
And
then burn the bloody lot.
COME ON YOU LADS IN
BLACK
- first done May 2013 versus North Sound Sea Wolves.
CALL:
Come on, you lads in black!
REPLY:
Come on, you Highlanders!
PIPES:
Scotland the Brave.
COME ON YOU LADS (to
Scottish folk song “Auld Lang Syne”) - with clapping.
Come
on, you lads, come on, you lads, come on, you lads, come on! (x4)
EXCURSION TO THE ISLAND (to “Excursion
Around the Bay” by Newfoundlander Johnny
Burke)
Oh
me, oh my, I heard the (Sounders) cry,
Oh
me, oh my, I think I’m going to die;
Oh
me, oh my, I heard the (Sounders) say,
“I
wish I’d never taken on the Highlanders today!”
I GET KNOCKED DOWN (by Chumbawumba)
I
get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain’t ever going to keep me down!
SCORE IN A MINUTE (to Cuban
folk song “Guantanamera”)
Score
in a minute! We’re going to score in a minute;
Score
in a minute! We’re going to score in a minute!
SCORE SOME MORE (to “Drink Some More” by The Real MacKenzies)
And
we’ll score and we’ll score and we’ll score some more,
Whoa-oh-uh-oh.
And
the only thing better than scoring one,
Is
scoring two, when we’re scoring for fun.
And
the only thing better than scoring two,
Is
scoring three, when we’re scoring on you.
And
the only thing better than scoring three,
Is
scoring four, when we’re scoring for free.
THAT’S A CORNER
That’s
a corner!
VICTORIA (by The Kinks)
Vic-torrrr-i-a!
Vic-torrrr-i-a! Vic-toria, Vic-toria!
V.H.F.C. - with
double whistle-blasts and clapping - length controlled by whistler.
V
- H (whistle, whistle) F - C (whistle, whistle).
WIN IN A MINUTE - variation
of above when winning at 89:00.
PLAYER SONGS
THE CHICKEN DANCE - sung four
times, tempo increases each time.
Tyler,
Tyler, Tyler Hughes (x3);
Oi!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
THE CONGA
Al-ex-an-der John-son! Al-ex-an-der John-son!
Al-ex-an-der John-son! Al-ex-an-der John-son!
Na-na-na-na!
Na-na-na-na!
HE’S HERE, HE’S THERE (to
American military song “Caissons”)
He’s
here, he’s there, you know he’s everywhere - Kalem Scott (or other player
name), Kalem Scott;
He’s
here, he’s there, you know he’s everywhere, and his name is (Kalem Scott)!
NAME CHANT
Jar-ed,
Jar-ed Stephens!
PLAYER INTRODUCTIONS - called
for each player during team introductions.
VEENHOF!
(or other player last name, after he is announced)
SUPER (to
American folk song “Skip to My Lou”)
Super,
Super Ash (x3);
Super
Ashley Bur-beary!
THERE’S ONLY ONE (to Cuban
folk song “Guantanamera”) - sung two times.
One
Jordi Hughes (or other player name); there’s only one (Jordi Hughes);
One
(Jordi Hu-ughes); there’s only one (Jordi Hughes).
TWO-NOTE NAME CHANT
Nolan’s
- Wirth It (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)
WE LOVE YOU - sung two
times.
We
love you, Elliot, we do; (x3)
Oh,
Elliot we love you! (Mitrou!)
TAUNTING
SONGS
5.9, FROM THE RUSSIAN
JUDGE
(to “Go West” by The Pet Shop Boys) -
for diving.
Five-Nine,
from the Russian Judge!
HOW WIDE (HIGH) DO YOU
WANT THE NET? (“Go West” by The Pet Shop Boys)
How
wide (high), do you want the net?
IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT
It’s
all your fault!
IT’S A LONG RIDE HOME
ON THE FERRY (to “It’s a Long Way to Tipperary” by Jack Judge)
It’s
a long ride, home on the ferry, it’s a long way, to go;
It’s
a long ride, home on the ferry, when you’re losing on the road;
Go
home, and cry to mummy, never more to roam;
It’s
a long, long ride home on the ferry; it’s a long ride - go home!
THERE’S A GUY (to “Tutti
Frutti” by Little Richard) - vs
Portland Timbers 2012.
BOP-BOP-A-LOO-BOP,
BA-LOP-BAM-BOOM!
There’s
a guy - (number / twenty) 1 -
There’s
a guy - (number / twenty) 2 - he hasn’t got a clue what to do (repeat);
There’s
a guy - (number / twenty) 3 -
There’s
a guy - (number / twenty) 4 -
There’s
a guy - (number / twenty) 5 - gotta be the worst player alive (repeat);
There’s
a guy - (number / twenty) 6 -
There’s
a guy - (number / twenty) 7 -
There’s
a guy - (number / twenty) 8 -
There’s
a guy - (number / twenty) 9 -
There’s
a guy - number 10 -
There’s
a guy - xxxx-teen -
There’s
a guy - number 20 - he’s never going to make any money (repeat);
BOP-BOP-A-LOO-BOP,
BA-LOP-BAM-BOOM!
YOU’RE HAVING A LAUGH (melody
unknown)
(PDL)
- you’re having a laugh (x3);
Oh,
(North Sound), you’re having a laugh.
OPPOSITION
SONGS
GO HOME AND PICK SOME
FRUIT
(to “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow”) - for Fraser Valley opponents.
Go
home and pick some fruit!
Go
home and pick some fruit!
You
know it’s all you’re good for, you know it’s all you’re good for, you know it’s
all you’re good for -
Go
home and pick some fruit!
PLAYER INTRODUCTIONS - called
for each opposition player during team introductions.
Fraser
Valley Mariners - RELEGATE!
North
Sound SeaWolves - WET DOG!
Seattle
Sounders U23 - FLOUNDER!
Portland
Timbers U23 - TIMBIT!
Everyone
Else - WANKER!
WHERE THE HELL IS
ABBOTTSFORD? (melody unknown)
Where
the hell is Abbottsford (or wherever)?
YOU’VE GOT BIG FLAGS (to “La
Donna et Mobile” by Giuseppe Verdi)
vs Kitsap Pumas 2013.
You’ve
got big flags - we’ve got more goals!
REFEREE SONGS
HAVE ANOTHER BONG HIT,
REFEREE (to “Barmy Army”)
Have
another bong hit, referee!
TWO R’s, FOUR E’s, ONE
F IN REFEREE (to “So Long, Farewell” from The Sound of Music)
Two
R’s, Four E’s, One F in Referee; (x2)
Dum diddy dumdee dumdee dum; dum diddy dumdee dum.
WHAT GAME ARE YOU
WATCHING? (to “We’re Not Going to Take It” by Twisted Sister)
What
game are you watching? Oh - what game are you watching?
What
game are you watching, referee-ee?